Left-Handed People Are More Competitive, Study Says

I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored. I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind. I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed That's the hand I use, well, never mind...

Simon & Garfunkel (1966)